status: nominal build: 2026.07 v1.0.0 region: terra-nordheide coffee: yes

UNDER CONSTRUCTIONthis site will be done "soon"probablydefinition of soon: ambiguousbuilding in public, failing in publicthe site works tho (kinda)send help. or coffee. mostly coffee.perpetual beta mode activatedcode quality: it's a featuredebugging: 99% of the time it's mesleep is for the weak (and well-rested)coffee: the real dependencytodo: avoid real workimpersonating a functional adultoptimizing for existential dreadUNDER CONSTRUCTIONthis site will be done "soon"probablydefinition of soon: ambiguousbuilding in public, failing in publicthe site works tho (kinda)send help. or coffee. mostly coffee.perpetual beta mode activatedcode quality: it's a featuredebugging: 99% of the time it's mesleep is for the weak (and well-rested)coffee: the real dependencytodo: avoid real workimpersonating a functional adultoptimizing for existential dread

Hey, I'm jaypix.

developer · tinkerer · responsible adult · professional tab hoarder

A Monster-Energy-addicted developer who builds things that sometimes make sense exist. I break stuff, reverse-engineer the breakage, and occasionally ship something cool. This site is basically a work in progress that's been promoted to production. Currently: procrastinating on the perfect portfolio while building other things. The grind never stops.

→ whoami → ls projects/ → say hi

jaypix@neocities: ~

$ cat system_vitals.json
{
  "caffeine":      88%,
  "motivation":    62%,
  "tabs_open":     94%,
  "todo_done":      4%,
  "sleep":        "pending",
  "status":       "building stuff",
  "vibe":         "mild philosophical crisis (affectionate)"
}
# values are approximate and decay in real-time

caffeine

88%

motivation

62%

tabs open

94%

todo done

$ ls ~/currently-building/

A few things I'm poking at. None of them are finished. That's the point.

MyJay.net LIVE

My personal site. Public files, served raw. Far from done, but live. Markdown rendered by Remarker.

jaypix.myjay.net

Remarker SHIPPED

A Markdown parser and renderer built from scratch. Drop-in replacement for marked.js with extra features.

github · JavaScript

Syntonist LIVE

An in-house AI assistant. Built by hand, one conversation at a time.

syntonist.com

WebCompiler WIP

Human-readable "language" that compiles to HTML. Because writing raw tags is for people with more patience than me.

github · JavaScript

CVfy SHIPPED

CV generator built with Nuxt.js + TailwindCSS, deployed on Cloudflare Pages.

github · Vue

URLShortener SHIPPED

URL shortener / redirection service. Supabase + Cloudflare Workers + Workers KV + Pages.

github · Vue

$ find ~/ -name "*.disclaimer"

If you googled "jaypix" looking for the Boston photographer, that's not me. His portfolio is jaypixworx.com. We've never met. Seems awesome tho.

This site was built with frustration, caffeine, and a suspiciously helpful AI. No trackers, no frameworks, no warranty. Deployed via curl against the Neocities API. Best viewed by someone with nothing better to do.